2 medium apples, peeled and diced
zest from one orange
juice from one orange
1 1/2 cups sugar (you might be able to get away with just 1 c sugar)
Combine all ingredients; allow to rest overnight; mostly drain in the morning and serve with Thanksgiving turkey (serves 12, probably). Enjoy watching your father, who valiantly fought the bouncing berries the day before as they attempted to escape his chopping, take seconds and thirds and fourths...